The Daily Satan – Page 13 – No Line Drawn Sober

Go On Tell Them

February 23, 2025February 6, 2020

Nazis Then And Now

February 23, 2025February 5, 2020

When my Führer took over we waged war against an entire continent, ushered in a hysteria of nationalism, and with unprecedented zeal for cruelty brought about the “Midnight of Humanity.” Our evil knew no limits! Cool! When my guy won we triggered libtards on social media, cheered when he sold the country to Russians and Saudis, and defended his cronies as they brought about the “Happy Hour of Corruption.” Our only limits are the Twitter terms of service!

Catholic Karen

February 23, 2025February 4, 2020

Francesco Marinatti

February 23, 2025February 3, 2020

Nothing to Eat

February 23, 2025February 3, 2020

Happy Game Day, Fuckers!

February 23, 2025February 2, 2020

Go for it, Coach.

February 23, 2025February 2, 2020

Lobotomy Jim

February 23, 2025February 1, 2020

Welcome to lobotomy Jim’s autoparts my name is jim how can I help you?

Roid Rage

February 23, 2025January 31, 2020

After going on steroids, Julian’s balls shrank to the size of M&M’s and he can no longer maintain an erection - but goddamn he feels like a stud when he loses his self-control and beats his girlfriend to a pulp.

Cure To Self Importance

February 23, 2025January 31, 2020

Do you have an important job? Lots of money? Are you suffering from a sense of self-importantce? Just remember that in the grand scheme of things YOU'RE JUST AS UNIMPORTANT AS THIS GUY! I have no purpose… I only exist on paper… I’m just a badly drawn bald dude. Heckler: That’s right! You’re worthless! Erase yourself! I can’t even do that - I’m drawn in ink!