Earl

Earl realized his error as soon as he pulled the trigger: You don’t practice Russian roulette with a loaded gun. “Beginner’s mistake,” he thought. “Next time I’ll be smarter.” Earl: My wife’s gonna kill me for making this mess. BAM!

Brad

Man: Are you 35, too out of touch to follow trends and too fucking empty to have any substance or character, yet yearning for a “niche” that will make you interesting to other, thoroughly uninteresting people? Be like Brad and become a BEER BRO! You can convince yourself that it’s cooler than being a wine connoisseur, and you’ll be surprised by how many people without personality will feign interest as you talk about s subject as tedious and hollow as “What I like to drink!” Brad: Artisanal beer - It’s like personality in a can, bro!

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