He’s The Winner

1st Panel: J.C.: What do you think, Peter? Peter: Well, J.C., 2000 years ago he would have cheered the Romans on to torture you more, but he's got a hell of a big cross so... Both: He's the winner!  2nd Panel: T.J.: What do you think, Uncle Sam? Uncle Sam: Well, T.J., he hates everything we stand for but he's got a hell of a big flag, so... Both: He's the winner!

1st Panel:

J.C.: What do you think, Peter?

Peter: Well, J.C., 2000 years ago he would have cheered the Romans on to torture you more, but he’s got a hell of a big cross so…

Both: He’s the winner!

2nd Panel:

T.J.: What do you think, Uncle Sam?

Uncle Sam: Well, T.J., he hates everything we stand for but he’s got a hell of a big flag, so…

Both: He’s the winner!

Meanwhile in California

I'm telling you, Margaret, it's all about energies and karma! You need to stop being so negative and open yourself up to the opportunities that the universe presents to you! The only difference between you and me is that I choose to be a vessel for positive energy and attract good karma. That's why the universe gave me a millionaire husband when I was doing the bikini shoot...

I’m telling you, Margaret, it’s all about energies and karma! You need to stop being so negative and open yourself up to the opportunities that the universe presents to you! The only difference between you and me is that I choose to be a vessel for positive energy and attract good karma. That’s why the universe gave me a millionaire husband when I was doing the bikini shoot…

A multiculturalists nightmare

“They come out at night… The streetwalkers. They had come here starry-eyes, full of hopes and dreams. Now they live in the shadows and sell their dignity for a buck.”

THE PUSHER: “Greetings, sir. Jose here will make you an Americanized version of a taco for one dollar. But if you’re in the mood for a real slut, Raul here will let you appropriate any part of his culture for a $20.”