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Aunt Mary’s 70th Birthday Party

October 22, 2022January 21, 2020

How dare you take a shit at Aunt Mary’s 70th birthday party? The toilet is clogged, you hear? CLOGGED!

Not That Muscle

October 22, 2022January 18, 2020

“Be here. be present. be mindful. focus on your breathing. relax every muscle in your body -- no jerry, no! not that muscle!”

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